Chicago, IL | A 38-year-old man is currently being hospitalized at Chicago’s Mercy Hospital after his jealous girlfriend allegedly glued his penis to his own anus with Krazy Glue.
Police responded to a call from Adam Smith, 38, whose girlfriend used cyanoacrylate adhesive, also known as Super Glue or Krazy Glue, to glue his genitals to his rectum.
Chicago police responded to Smith’s call after he woke up in pain and realized his girlfriend had used the fast-drying adhesive on his genitals.
Smith allegedly woke up with feces on his torso and a note from his girlfriend wishing him good luck on cheating on her with “his dick up his ass”.
Smith admittedly told police he had been sleeping with his girlfriend’s sister and that they were in an “open relationship”.
An 8-hour operation
The procedure to unglue the patient’s genitals took Mercy Hospital staff a dramatic eight hours before they could separate Smith’s penis from his rectum.
“It was quite a delicate operation. Anything could have gone wrong and left permanent injury to the soft tissues and reproductive organs of Mr. Smith” acknowledges Dr. Goldstein.
Doctors were also forced to make a 4-centimeter laceration to his rectum and also inadvertently caused some bruising to his penis.
“Although the widening of the anal region which necessitated 18 stitches was necessary to release the man’s penis from the rectum, he should be healed within weeks” he admits on a positive note.
Adam Smith has refused to press aggravated assault charges against his girlfriend Cassandra Schwartz, 34, and the couple hopes to seek counseling in the near future, he told reporters.